Aaric Barca
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| Duke of the Isle of Guardian
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Status
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| Fullname |
Philip Aaric Barca
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| House |
House Barca
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| Titles |
His Grace, Duke Guardian, Dux Bellorum
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| Investiture |
December 24, 505
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| Predecessor |
Eadric Conway
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| Heir Apparent |
Marquis Marcus Damien Barca
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| Father |
Duke Damien Barca
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| Mother |
Duchess Chloe Barca
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| Date of Birth |
January 10 482 (482-01-10) (age 33)
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| Place of Birth |
Gwencalon, Caerdach, Isle of Guardian
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| Gender |
Male
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| Height |
6 feet, 1 inch
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| Eyes |
Black
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| Hair |
Dark Brown
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| Marital Status |
Married
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| Issue |
Marcus Damien Barca
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Lucas Barca
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Tegan Barca
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Meriel Barca
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Philip Barca*
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Musical Chronology
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| Chaconne, J.S. Bach, Andrés Segovia
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Tone.
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| You Are a Runner and I Am My Father's Son, Wolf Parade
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Theme.
I got a number on me
I got a number
Won't make it through the high noon sun
I am my father's son
and I am my father's son
His bed is made
I was a hero
early in the morning
I ain't no hero
in the night
I am my father's son
And I'll build a house inside of you
I'll go in through the mouth
I'll draw three figures on your heart
One of them will be me as a boy
One of them will be me
One of them will be me watching you run
Watching you run
Watching you run
into the high noon sun
Watching you run
farther than guns will go
You are a runner
with a stolen voice
You are a runner
and I am my father's son
I am my father's son
I am my father's son
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| Barely Legal (NSFW), The Strokes
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Young loves.
I didn't take no shortcuts
I spent the money that I saved up
Aw mama runnin' out of luck
Well like my sister don't give a fuck
I wanna steal your innocence
To me my life it don't make sense
These strange manners, I love you so
Why won't you wear your new trenchcoat?
I should of worked much harder
I should have just not bothered
I never show up on weekdays
Something that you learned yesterday
Drive you to work and you will be on time
These little problems they're not yours they're mine
Come on listen to what I say
I got some secrets that'll make you stay
I just want to turn you down
I just want to turn you around
You ain't never had nothing I wanted
But I want it all I just can't figure out
nothing
And all together it went well
We made pretend we were best friends
And then she said, "Oh you're a freak,"
They ordered me to make mistakes
Together again like the beginning
It all works somehow in the end
The things we did the things you hide
For the record it's between you and I
I didn't take no shortcuts
I spent the money that I saved up
Aw mama runnin' out of luck
Well like my sister don't give a fuck
I wanna steal your innocence
To me my life it just don't make any sense
These strange manners, I love 'em so
Why won't you wear your new trenchcoat?
I just want to misbehave
I just want to be your slave
You ain't ever had nothing I wanted
But I want it all I just can't figure out
nothing
And all together it went well
We made pretend we were best friends
And then she said, "Oh, I can wait"
They ordered me to make mistakes
Together again like the beginning
It all works somehow in the end
The things we did the things you hide
For the record it's between you and I
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| Psychotic Girl, The Black Keys
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For Isolde.
I heard you threw your man around
Picked him up just to put him down
It's a shame cause I always knew
It's just the way your gonna do
Oh no, just a psychotic girl
And I won't get lost in your world
Friday night in the party lights
You were acting like everything was alright
Till later on with no one around
Had me fighting for air, layin' on the ground
Chorus
I thought you'd changed but I shoulda known
You'd play nice for a time then do me wrong
I thought long and hard 'bout what I should say
And when I was through it just came out this way
Chorus
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| Next Girl, The Black Keys
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Refrain.
Well, the look of the cake, it ain't
It ain't always the taste
My ex girl, she had such a beautiful face
I wanted love but not for myself
but for the girl so she could
so she could love herself
Oh my next girl
will be nothing like, my ex girl
I made mistakes back then, I'll never do it again
Oh my next girl
she'll be nothing like my ex girl
It was a painful dance
Now I got a second chance
Oh her beautiful face and her wicked ways
And I'm paying for her beautiful face everyday
All that work over, over so much time
if I think too hard, I might lose my mind
Chorus
Next girl yeaaah
My next girl...
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| Battleflag (REALLY NSFW), Lo Fidelity Allstars
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Revolution.
Your construction
Smells of corruption
I manipulate to recreate
This air to ground saga
Gotta launder my karma
I said hallelujah to the sixteen loyal fans
You'll get down on your muthafuckin' knees
And it's time for your sickness again
Come on and tell me what you need
Tell me what is making you bleed?
We got two more minutes and
We gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live?
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin' ass to give?
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin' knees?
Tell me is it time to get down?
I'm blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin'
I'm blown to the maxim
Two hemispheres battlin'
Suckin' up, one last breath
Take a drag off of death
Hey Mr. Policeman
Is it time for getting away?
Is it time for driving down the muthafuckin' road
And running from your ass today?
Now tell me if do you agree?
Or tell me if I'm makin' you bleed?
I got a few more minutes and
I'm gonna cut to what you need
So one of six so tell me
One do you want to live?
And one of seven tell me
Is it time for your muthafuckin' ass to give?
Tell me is it time to get down on your muthafuckin' knees
Tell me is it time to get down
Got a revolution behind my eyes
We got to get up and organize
x3
Come on baby tell me
Yes we aim to please
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| The High Road, Broken Bells
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Restoration.
We're bound to wait all night.
She's bound to run amok.
Invested enough in it anyhow,
To each his own.
The Garden needs sorting out.
She curls her lips on the bow,
And I don't know if I'm dead or not,
To anyone.
Come on and get the minimum,
Before you open up your eyes.
This army has so many heads,
To analyze.
Come on and get your overdose.
Collect it at the borderline,
And they want to get up in your head.
Cause they know and so do I.
The high road is hard to find.
A detour to your new life.
Tell all of your friends goodbye.
The dawn to end all nights,
That's all we hoped it was.
A break from the warfare in your house,
To each his own.
A soldier is bailing out.
He curled his lips on the barrel.
And I don't know if the dead can talk,
To anyone.
Chorus.
It's too late to change your mind,
You let loss be your guide.
x4
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| Play With Fire, Cobra Verde
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New arrangements.
Well, you've got your diamonds and you've got your pretty clothes
And the chauffeur drives your car
You let everybody know
But don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
Your mother she's an heiress, owns a block in Saint John's Wood
And your father'd be there with her
If he only could
But don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
Your old man took her diamonds and tiaras by the score
Now she gets her kicks in Stepney
Not in Knightsbridge anymore
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
Now you've got some diamonds and you will have some others
But you'd better watch your step, girl
Or start living with your mother
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
So don't play with me, 'cause you're playing with fire
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| Little Drop of Poison, Tom Waits
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A dark turn of mind.
I like my town with a little drop of poison
Nobody knows they're lining up to go insane
I'm all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter
But I feel much cleaner after it rains
She left in the fall, that's her picture on the wall
She always had that little drop of poison
x2
Did the devil make the world while god was sleeping?
Someone said you'll never get a wish from a bone
Another wrong good-bye and a hundred sailors
That deep blue sky is my home
Chorus
A rat always knows when he's in with weasels
Here you lose a little every day
I remember when a million was a million
They all have ways to make you pay
Chorus
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| All You Need is Hate, The Delgados
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This was how I broke the best
Indifference, overblown with confidence and ignorance
It all made sense
And then I watched them take the test
I believe it’s better to inflict than to attempt relief
You ask me what you need?
Hate is all you need
Hate is all around
Find it in your heart in every waking sound
On your way to school, work or church
You’ll find that it’s the only rule
Build a different world
Hate will help you find what you’ve been looking for
Hate is everywhere
Inside your mother’s heart and you will find it there
You ask me what you need?
Hate is all you need
This was how I won the west
Charity, a joke that friendly cities think that we believe
Or so it seems
We kicked and punched and stabbed to death
And everyone applauded my fine actions I was overcome
You ask me what I’ve seen?
Hate is all I’ve seen
Hate is in the air
Come on people feel it like you just don’t care
Everlasting hate
Feel it in the people where it’s warm and great
Come on hate yourself
Everyone here does so just enjoy yourself
Hate is everywhere,
look inside your heart and you will find it there
You ask me what I mean?
Hate is all I mean
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| Secret Meeting, The National
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Who doesn't have a touch of paranoia?
I think this place is full of spies
I think they're onto me
Didn't anybody, didn't anybody tell you
Didn't anybody tell you how to gracefully disappear in a room
I know you put in the hours to keep me in sunglasses, I know
And so and now I'm sorry I missed you
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain
It went the dull and wicked ordinary way
It went the dull and wicked ordinary way
And so and now I'm sorry I missed you
I had a secret meeting in the basement of my brain
I think this place is full of spies
I think I'm ruined
Didn't anybody, didn't anybody tell you
Didn't anybody tell you, this river's full of lost sharks
I know you put in the hours to keep me in sunglasses, I know
Chorus
x2
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| Have You Passed Through This Night?, Explosions in the Sky
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Dun Artan.
This great evil - where's it come from?
How'd it steal into the world?
What seed, what root did it grow from?
Who's doing this?
Who's killing us, robbing us of life and light?
Mocking us with the sight of what we might of known?
Does our ruin benefit the earth, aid the grass to grow and the sun to shine?
Is this darkness in you, too?
Have you passed through this night?
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| Runaway (NSFW), Kanye West
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Relapses.
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up wit' my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags,
Let's have a toast for the assholes,
Let's have a toast for the scumbags,
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerkoffs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can
She find pictures in my email
I sent this girl a picture of my, dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that, shit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at
And I always find
Yeah, I always find
Yeah, I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
(Refrain)
Run away from me, baby
Run away
Run away from me, baby
Run away
Doesn't have to get crazy,
Why can't she just run away?
Babe I've got a plan,
Run away as fast as you can
Run away from me, baby
Run away
Run away from me, baby
Run away
Doesn't have to get crazy,
Why can't she just, run away?
Baby I got a plan,
Run away as fast as you can
24/7, 365, pussy stays on my mind
I-I-I-I did it, all right, all right, I admit it
Now pick your next move, you could leave or live wit' it
Ichabod Crane with that motherfuckin' top off
Split and go where? Back to wearin' knockoffs, ha ha
Knock it off, Neiman's, shop it off
Let's talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off
Hoes like poachers wanna fly in your Freddy loafers
You can't blame 'em, they ain't never seen Versace sofas
Every bag, every blouse, every bracelet
Comes with a price tag, baby, face it
You should leave if you can't accept the basics
Plenty hoes in the baller-nigga's matrix
Invisibly set, the Rolex is faceless
I'm just young, rich, and tasteless
P!
Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know it did damage
Plus the look in your eyes, is killing me
I guess you knew an advantage
Cuz you can blame me for every thing
And I don't know how imma manage
If one day you just up and leave
And, I always find somethin' wrong
Yeah I always find somethin' wrong
You been puttin' up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at findin' what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
(Refrain)
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| 3rd Planet (NSFW), Modest Mouse
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Hard Times.
Everything that keeps me together is falling apart
I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over
My boss just quit the job
Says he's going out to find blind spots and he'll do it
The third planet is sure that they're being watched
by an Eye in the sky that can't be stopped
When you get to the promised land
you're going to shake that Eye's hand
Your heart felt good
It was dripping pitch and made of wood
And your hands and knees
felt cold and wet on the grass to me
Well, outside naked, shivering, looking blue
from the cold sunlight that's reflected off the moon
baby cum angels fly around you
reminding you we used to be three and not just two
And that's how the world began
And that's how the world will end
Well, a third had just been made and we were swimming in the water
Didn't know then, was it a son, was it a daughter
when it occurred to me that the animals are swimming
around in the water in the oceans in our bodies
And another had been found, another ocean on the planet
given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
And how
Well, the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were
And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth
Your heart felt good
It was dripping pitch and made of wood
And your hands and knees
Felt cold and wet on the grass to me
Well, outside naked, shivering, looking blue
From the cold sunlight that's reflected off the moon
Baby cum angels fly around you
Reminding you we used to be three and not just two
And that's how the world began
And that's how the world will end
A third had just been made and we were swimming in the water
Didn't know then, was it a son, was it a daughter
when it occurred to me that the animals are swimming
around in the water in the oceans in our bodies
And another had been found, another ocean on the planet
given that our blood is just like the Atlantic
And how
Well, the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were
And the universe is shaped exactly like the earth
If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were
The universe is shaped exactly like the earth
Everything that keeps me together is falling apart
I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over
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| Red Moon, The Walkmen
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For Shayne.
The red moon is rising behind you
The ocean is pounding away
I held up a light to the smoke
But the wind blows, blows it away
And the night is cold
And the clouds go by
Tomorrow morning
I hope to be home by your side
The riptide is pulling me under
I'm drifting, drifting away
Tomorrow the sun will be brighter
The water will rise and wash us away
But the stars are cold
And the air is bright
And I see you now
And you shine like the steel on my knife
The darkness is wrapped all around me tonight
I miss you
I miss you
There's no one else
I do
I do
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| Teardrop, José González
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A very strange sort of mourning.
Love, love is a verb
Love is a doing word
Fearless on my breath
Gentle impulsion
Shakes me makes me lighter
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath
Nine night of matter
Black flowers blossom
Fearless on my breath
Black flowers blossom
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath
Water is my eye
Most faithful mirror
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire of a confession
Fearless on my breath
Most faithful mirror
Fearless on my breath
Teardrop on the fire
Fearless on my breath
You're stumbling in the dark
You're stumbling in the dark
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| Runaway, The National
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Harvest, 509.
There's no savin' anything
Now we're swallowin' the shine of the sun
There's no savin' anything
From the shine of the sun
But I won't be no runaway
cause I won't run
No I won't be no runaway
What makes you think I’m enjoyin' being led to the flood?
We got another thing comin' undone
that’s taking us over
We don't bleed when we don't fight
Go ahead go ahead
throw your arms in the air tonight
We don't bleed when we don't fight
go ahead go ahead
Throw your shirts in the fire tonight
x3
We got another thing comin' undone
That’s taking us over
That’s taking forever
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| A Thread Cut with a Carving Knife (NSFW), Stars
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The year of magical thinking.
It was a hot and sultry afternoon
sometime at the end of June
We had collapsed ourselves in shade somewhere
to conclude our love affair
but it was too damn hot to speak that much
It felt easier to touch
so we forgot to fall apart that day
and the next day
It was a cold and endless sky above
when he decided he was through with love
The leaves were piles of skeletons
and he was only skin and bones
nd then he went to the bridge so he could fall
and drop down far away from it all
but the water looked so black and deep
that he closed his eyes and he went to sleep
til the next day
The snow fell hard from five to five
You had to drink to stay alive
but you were hoping it would kill you too
At least you'd have something changing you
cause you were cold as the ice at your front door
You raised a trembling glass and shouted, "Fuck the war!"
and then you fell into oblivion
lying on your bed with your shoes on
til the next day
Baby close your eyes until tomorrow
It could bring joy it could bring sorrow
but it will come sure as light
Try not to dream a dream tonight
Imagine that you're standing here
and suddenly you disappear
A thread cut with a carving knife
that is what they call our life
x2
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| I'll Believe in Anything, Wolf Parade
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Wishful thinking.
Give me your eyes
I need sunshine
Give me your eyes
I need sunshine
We've both been very brave
Walk around with both legs
Wait for the scary day
We both pull the tricks out of our sleeves
But I'll believe in anything
And you'll believe in anything
Said I'll believe in anything
And you'll believe in anything
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd share a life and you'd share a life
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd share a life and you'd share a life
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd take you where nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn
Said nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn
And I could take another hit for you
And I could take away your trips from you
And I could take away the salt from your eyes
And take away what's been assaulting you
And I could give you my apologies
By handing over my neologies
And I could take away the shaking knees
And I could give you all the olive trees
Oh look at the trees and look at my face
And look at a place far away from here
Refrain
We've both been very brave
Walk around with both legs
Wait for the scary day
We both pull the tricks out of our sleeves
But I'll believe in anything
And you'll believe in anything
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd share a life and you'd share a life
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd share a life and you'd share a life
If I could take the fire out from the wire
I'd take you where nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn
I said nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn
I said nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn either way
About your blood, your bones
Your voice, and your ghost
Because nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn either way
And now I'll believe in anything
You'll believe in anything
Because nobody knows you
And nobody gives a damn anyway
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| The Rat, The Walkmen
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Difficult lessons.
You've got a nerve to be asking a favor
You've got a nerve to be calling my number
I know we've been through this before
Can't you hear me?
I'm calling out your name!
Can't you see me?
I'm pounding on your door!
x2
Can't you hear me when I'm calling out your name?
When I used to go out, I would know everyone that I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all
When I used to go out I'd know everyone I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all
When I used to go out I'd know everyone I saw
Now I go out alone, if I go out at all
Chorus
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| To Old Friends and New (NSFW), Titus Andronicus
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Learning curves.
You have got a lot of nerve to behave the way that you do,
making me listen to all of your carrying on
You are not the only one who thinks that life is so cruel.
Me, I have got problems of my own.
But if you talk and nobody's listening
then it's almost like being alone.
So it's alright the way you piss and moan
It's alright, the way you piss and moan
Like the time traveler who killed his grandfather, these cycles are bringing me down.
We could build a nice life together if we don't kill each other first.
Are you just too fucked up to understand me or is it the other way around?
Maybe it's both, and I just don't know which is worse.
So you better thank your lucky stars,
you don't know half what I know is true.
But it's alright if you think that you do.
It's alright, if you think that you do.
Was it the devil, or was it the lord
who gave you those words,
the ones I never heard?
It's alright to kill and it's alright to steal
if you're willing to hold up your part of the deal.
There are plenty of things that are worth dying for
but you'll never know until you open that door.
And reasons for living are seldom and few
and if you see one you better stick to it like glue, yes it's true, it is true.
If I were there to keep satisfied all of your carnal desires,
then it might be my place to say what is or isn't forbid
So how can I hold it against you if you answer the call of the wild?
No matter how brilliant a woman, you're only a kid.
But if you know that nobody is ever going
to suffer for you like I did
Well it's alright the way that you live,
It's alright the way that you live.
It's alright now.
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| This is Why We Fight, The Decemberists
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Hidden idealism.
Come the war
Come the avarice
Come the war
Come hell
Come attrition
Come the reek of bones
Come attrition
Come hell
This is why
Why we fight
Why we lie awake
And this is why
This is why we fight
When we die
We will die
With our arms unbound
And this is why
This is why
Why we fight
Come hell
Bride of quiet
Bride of all unquiet things
Bride of quiet
Bride of hell
Come the archers
Come the infantry
Come the archers
Of hell
This is why
Why we fight
Why we lie awake
This is why
This is why we fight
And when we die
We will die
With our arms unbound
And this is why
This is why we fight
Come hell
Come hell
Refrain
So come to me
Come to me now
Lay your arms around me
And this is why
This is why
We fight
Come hell
x4
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| Wolf Like Me, TV on the Radio
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Old wounds.
Say say my playmate
Won't you lay hands on me
Mirror my malady
Transfer my tragedy
Got a curse I cannot lift
shines when the sunset shifts
When the moon is round and full
gotta bust that box gotta gut that fish
My mind's aflame
We could jet in a stolen car
but I bet we wouldn't get too far
before the transformation takes
and bloodlust tanks and
crave gets slaked
My mind has changed my body's frame but god I like it
My heart's aflame my body's strained but god I like it
x2
Charge me your day rate
I'll turn you out in kind
When the moon is round and full
Gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mongrel mind
Baby doll I recognize
you're a hideous thing inside
If ever there were a lucky kind it's
you you you you
I know it's strange another way to get to know you
You'll never know unless we go so let me show you
I know its strange another way to get to know you
We've got till noon here comes the moon so let it show you
show you now
Dream me oh dreamer
down to the floor
Open my hands and let them
weave onto yours
Feel me, completer
down to my core
Open my heart and let it
bleed onto yours
Feeding on fever
down on all fours
Show you what all the
howlin's for
Hey hey my playmate
Let me lay waste to thee
Burned down their hanging trees
It's hot here hot here hot here hot here
Got a curse we cannot lift
Shines when the sunshine shifts
There's a curse comes with a kiss
The bite that binds the gift that gives
Now that we got gone for good
Writhing under your riding hood
Tell your grandma and your mama too
It's true
We're howling forever
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| Province, TV on the Radio
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For Gruoch.
Suddenly, all your history's ablaze
Try to breathe, as the world disintegrates
Just like autumn leaves, we're in for change
Holding tenderly to what remains
And all your memories, are as precious as gold
And all the honey, and the fire which you've stole
Have you running through all your red-cheeked days
Shaking loose these souls, from their sacred hiding space
Hold your heart courageously
As we walk into this dark place
Stand steadfast erect and see
That love is the province of the brave
Pushed under this expanse of bursting stars
Let this burning brightly illuminate the where we are
In this hollow that's lovers' voices occupy
Let it follow that we let it free, let it fly
Breaking open the walls of this cage
Intoxicated, oh so amazed
Much like falcons tumbling from the heights at play
Conjoined, talons engaged
Hold these hearts courageously
As we walk into this dark place
Stand steadfast beside me and see
That love is the province of the brave
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| DLZ, TV on the Radio
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Check.
Congratulations on the mess you made of things
I'm trying to reconstruct the air and all that brings
And oxidation is the compromise you own
But this is beginning to feel like the dog wants her bones, say
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
x4
You force your fire and then you falsify your deeds
Your methods dot the disconnect from all your creeds
And fortune strives to fill the vacuum that it feeds
But this is beginning to feel like the dog's lost her lead, say
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
x4
This is beginning to feel
Like the long winded blues of the never
This is beginning to feel
Like it's curling up slowly and finding a throat to choke
This is beginning to feel
Like the long winded blues of the never
Barely controlled locomotive consuming the picture
And blowing the crows, the smoke
This is beginning to feel
Like the long winded blues of the never
Static explosion devoted to crushing the broken
And shoving their souls to ghost
Eternalised, objectified
You set your sights so high
But this is beginning to feel
Like the bolt busted loose from the lever
Never you mind, death professor
Your structure's fine, my dust is better
Your victim flies so high
All to catch a bird's eye view of who's next
Never you mind, death professor
Love is life, my love is better
Your victim flies so high
Eyes could be the diamonds confused with who's next
Never you mind, death professor
Your shocks are fine, my struts are better
Your fiction flies so high
Y'all could use a doctor who's sick, who's next?
Never you mind, death professor
Electrified, my love is better
It's crystallized, so am I
All could be the diamond fused with who's next
This is beginning to feel
Like the dawn of the luz of forever
x3
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| Things Have Changed, Bob Dylan
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Strange days.
A worried man with a worried mind
No one in front of me and nothing behind
There's a woman on my lap and she's drinking champagne
Got white skin, got assassin's eyes
I'm looking up into the sapphire tinted skies
I'm well dressed, waiting on the last train
Standing on the gallows with my head in a noose
Any minute now I'm expecting all hell to break loose
People are crazy and times are strange
I'm locked in tight, I'm out of range
I used to care, but things have changed
This place ain't doing me any good
I'm in the wrong town, I should be in Hollywood
Just for a second there I thought I saw something move
Gonna take dancing lessons do the jitterbug rag
Ain't no shortcuts, gonna dress in drag
Only a fool in here would think he's got anything to prove
Lot of water under the bridge, Lot of other stuff too
Don't get up gentlemen, I'm only passing through
Chorus
I've been walking forty miles of bad road
If the bible is right, the world will explode
I've been trying to get as far away from myself as I can
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand
Feel like falling in love with the first woman I meet
Putting her in a wheel barrow and wheeling her down the street
Chorus
I hurt easy, I just don't show it
You can hurt someone and not even know it
The next sixty seconds could be like an eternity
Gonna get low down, gonna fly high
All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie
I'm in love with a woman who don't even appeal to me
Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I'm not that eager to make a mistake
Chorus
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| Two Against One, Danger Mouse & Danielle Luppi
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For Llafarge.
Make no mistake I don't do anything for free.
I keep my enemies closer than my mirror ever gets to me.
And if you think that there is shelter in this attitude,
Wait til you feel the warmth of my gratitude.
I get the feeling that it's two against one.
I'm already fighting me, so what's another one?
The mirror is a trigger and your mouth's a gun.
Lucky for me, I'm not the only one.
And if it looks to me like you and your reflection
Plan to add your own fight to this dimension
Then tell it this ain't no free-for-all to see.
There's only three, it's just you and me against me.
Chorus
And if your foot's on to sycophants and 'yes men'
Plan to break into the middle of this little plan,
Then they should plan to hear me say
That I won't play around the way.
Anyway, I plan to plan around them.
Chorus
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| Call it a Ritual, Wolf Parade
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Resistance.
Well into the desert we must go
So into the desert we go
Call it a ritual
Call it whatever you will
And you will grow out of me
As naturally as branches from a tree
Call it a ritual
Call it whatever you will
But you know they will swing
Swing their swords for show
While you turn your flower petals so slow
You said the desert will eat us alive
I said I make the decisions
You just drive
You just drive
And I saw the windmill wings were gone
And I heard the wind come creeping around
Call it an act of easy mercy
To tear this structure down
Call it whatever you will
Call it whatever you will
Cause you know
They will swing, swing their swords for show
While you turn your flower petals so slow
But I am amazed at how they go
I am amazed at how they go
x5
So call it a ritual
Call it whatever you will
You know
They will swing, swing their swords for show
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| We Can't Be Beat, The Walkmen
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A low hum of contentment.
I was the Duke of Earl
The Duke of Earl
But it couldn't last
I was the Pony Express
But I ran out of gas
Oh golden dreams
Golden dreams, all lose their glow
I don't need perfection, I love the whole
Oh give me a life, that needs correction
Nobody loves, loves perfection
Loneliness, loneliness will run you through
All the kids are laughing, I'm laughing too
If you want my eyes, take my eyes, they're always true
If you want my heart, take my heart, it's right here for you
Its been so long, been so long, but I made it through
Its been so long, been so long, but I made it through
Its been so long
We'll never leave
We can't be beat
We can't be beat
We'll never leave
We can't be beat
The world is ours
We can't be beat
We can't be beat
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| We Need a Myth, Okkervil River
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...but not for too long.
We need a myth
We need an amethyst bridge
We need a high hanging cliff
Jump, fall and lift
We can make it
But we need a myth
We need a path
Through the mist
Like in our beds
We were just kids
Like what was said by our parents
I guess
What we're after is just this
We need a myth
I feel my heart's like a fist
I want words spilling out
From the blessed lips
Of any prophet or goddess
I need a myth
Brought back to life by a kiss
Scrape away grey cement
Show me the world as it was again
In a myth
A red ribbon to reconnect
The lady's head to her neck
And to forget that her throat
Was ever slit
I guess
What we're after is just this
A myth
And I'm sick
Of all these picture books that try
To steal some old reflections for their light
But desperate measures point to desperate times
Which is why
We need a myth
We're cut adrift
We need a mass uplift
The world is trembling and weeping
And at the point of believing
In a myth
The sun that shines on my head
The moon that lights me to bed
Were two identical twins
In a myth
I heard the voice of a friend
On Lethe's banks
Wading in
He said,
"Before I forget
We need a myth."
As we lean in to kiss
To get two nails
Through the wrist
To get covered in blood
And to get covered in spit
And to forgive.
If all we're taught is a trick
Why would this feeling persist?
And with the truth closing in
I must insist
We need a myth.
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"Life is like a game of chess, in which there are an infinite number of complex moves possible. The choice is open, but the move made contains within it all future moves. One is free to choose, but what follows is the result of one's choice. From the consequences of one's action there is never any escape."
-- Shelly Smith
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Unlikely Beginnings
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"And we understand him well -- how he comes o'er us with our wilder days, not measuring what use we made of them."
-- Henry V, I.ii
Being the middle child in a small family is difficult enough. Philip, to his personal dismay, found himself the fifth out of a total of eight children. Far enough from the head of the line for inheritance of the Guardians duchy, he did not immerse himself in the training and fighting; far enough from the tail end, he did not gather the attention his younger siblings did. He made his way primarily through diplomacy and negotiation, and unintentionally gained considerable skill in resolving conflicts not only in his own family but among others as well. He has studied fighting and warfare enough to have developed an expertise in strategy and tactics, and shines particularly in the fields of either maintaining or interrupting the flow of logistics.
Having interacted regularly with the Claremont family of Draught during his formative years, he developed a close friendship with Isolde Claremont, at that time the Marchioness. In the early years the pair got along well, playing countless games of chess and developing all manner of secret coded communication. Eventually this friendship led where most boy-girl friendships do despite the disapproval of their respective families.
As part of an effort to separate the pair Duke Damien Barca installed Philip as Baron of Caerdach, in hopes that his secure title and land management responsibilities would sway him from attempts to pursue courtship with Isolde. About that time Isolde's public behavior began to make her a questionable companion for him, and Philip was sent to Caerdach for two years to "learn" his responsibities. During his time away Damien was injured in a mine collapse that left him severely debilitated, mentally and physically, to the point that his daughter Asha Barca became Duchess.
On his return to Gateway in late 502 A.G. for Asha's marriage to Tairell Flint, Philip encountered Isolde, by now without title. Although he avoided public association with her and attempted to maintain a respectful distance, their initial reunion was apparently close enough that nine months later she gave birth to Demetrius Lieberman and Persephone Lieberman. Isolde initially attempted to pass off the children as those of Baron Erich Liebermann, whom she had married shortly after Philip's return (and who died within a fortnight), but the twins were eventually acknowledged as Philip's and the pair were subsequently betrothed. For just under six months he was both Baron Caerdach and Baron Consort Destine. When the appointed date for their wedding came and went without a ceremony it became clear that the match had been quietly terminated at the last moment for unknown reasons, at least one of which might be Philip's regular assertion that he cannot trust the woman.
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The Barca Restoration
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"Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence. Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."
--Sun Tzu
Philip returned to Caerdach in the spring of 504 A.G. to support the duchy's forces against the rebellion, taking charge of connecting the inter-isle logistics shipments with the legion quartermasters. After his sister's apparent death and transfer of ducal title to Eadric Conway and Arianell Conway (a descendant of an older branch of the Barca line), he continued to serve as Baron Caerdach. Over the course of the next year, however, calls came from many in Guardian and some without for him to reclaim the title. Initially reluctant, Philip began to find increasing support. When a fortuitous combination of events including riots in Trebachas, the disappearance of Baron Tarrant Conway, the sudden death of Dux Bellorum Trahearn Conway, and a Green Fields harvest allowed an increase in shipments of food and weapons to prepare his forces, he moved to reclaim the Ducal seat in an action taken without initial bloodshed but with threat of siege. Following negotiations with Duke Eadric and a fortnight's truce for mourning Trahearn, the sitting duke agreed to step aside in Philip's favor...but not before replacing the leadership of four of Guardian's five baronies.
And so on the 5th of December in the year 505, the Restoration of Barca rule on Guardians was completed and Philip became Duke of the Isles of Guardian and commander of the legions, thereby reintegrating the political and military command on Guardian in a single authority. And yet he did so not as Philip Barca, instead adopting his middle name of 'Aaric' for public use from that time forward. Somewhere, his little brother was laughing himself silly. Aaric's first public moves were conciliatory. He arranged meetings with his new barons, including those who had supported his bid for rule as well as those who had not. A flurry of baronial betrothals were arranged in those first few months of rule, and even the duke himself was not immune. In April bans announced Aaric's betrothal to intelligence analyst Shayne Locksley, eldest daughter of the powerful diamond magnate Dane Locksley. It is an open secret in Guardian and elsewhere that the Barca Restoration would not have been possible were it not for the proceeds of Locksley mines, and the match caught few by surprise.
While to all public appearances the courtship progressed smoothly, rumors abounded of strife between Aaric and his consort. Such gossip was easily overshadowed by the literally earth shattering events of 506, when a mountain in Rayder Pass collapsed and left hundreds dead in its wake. At the time it was the largest natural disaster in the history of the island, and all of the duke's study of logistics was put to the test as he coordinated recovery efforts and made regular visits to the historically troubled region.
Those efforts were complicated by the abduction of Lady Rayder Pass Mildryth Lachlan by her lordship's two rebellious tribes during an unescorted trip to the disaster area. After a contest of arms between warriors of both tribes Lachlan was married to the victor, one Kratos of the Cymbri. The abduction and forced marriage of a landed lady was in and of itself cause for war of the type seen by Aaric's predecessors, and the lack of any military action -- or any action at all save the rumored sidelining of Lady Lachlan from rule over her lordship -- owed itself as much to the plight of the region as the duke's own sense of restraint.
It was a restraint to be challenged passed its limits in the years to follow. In the meantime, though, Aaric Barca and Shayne Locksley were married by the Keeper of the Isles on Gateway. She wore a dress made almost entirely of diamonds that was the talk of court, and to all eyes the dashing duke and radiant duchess must have seemed the perfect couple.
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The Black Duke
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"Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved."
--Niccolò Machiavelli
(To come).
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The Tyrean Occupation
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"Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth do all expect that you should rouse yourself, as did the former lions of your blood."
-- Henry V, I.ii
No one who knew Aaric in his youth would have pegged him as a likely candidate to rule an island renowned for its warrior heroes. But now half a decade after the Barca Restoration sees him not only commander of the Empire's military machinery but also its seniormost high noble among a bruised aristocracy.
The gamesman has a powerful poker face, and his public acts shed scant light on a private mind. Is he the cold-blooded and vengeful 'Black Duke', a sly courtier, or diligent bureaucrat? Within the span of six years he has embarked on ambitious negotiations with recalcitrant highlanders, ordered the extermination of an entire wildling tribe, and married the daughter of a mountain loresinger and political rival. He rose to power amidst a series of mysterious deaths in the insurgent House Conway, but thereafter raised one of their number to become his left hand and instrument of his darker commands. He shared a sometimes public rivalry with Rourke Caprios before becoming one of the Emperor's closer confidants, and later served without public complaint under a man rumored to have tortured his wife.
A few things we can say with certainty. Aaric Barca is now a little over thirty years old and a father of three. He loves his second wife every bit as fiercely as he mourned his first. He was a reckless youth, but to say he has become a methodical man is to tell only half the story. He may still take a bet on anything, but demands to know the odds beforehand. For all his patience he cannot suffer fools. He loves his family even when they vex him, which is not infrequently, and does his best not to treat them like so many pieces on a chessboard. It is something easier wished for than done. He has made enemies; only a few are still of consequence and he still stands.
But for how long? He has become a symbol of both a landed aristocracy and native militarism seemingly at odds with the foreign-backed new order, and his move from the castle to the city following the quiet coup that ended the Regency seems to confirm rumored tensions between the Barca Duke and the new regime. Since then his public acts have since been focused on strengthening his home isle through appointments, marriages, economic reforms, and at least one daring military venture. Beyond that there are only whispers, many of them contradictory. He is building an army in secret to destroy the Tyrean interlopers; he cut a deal with said Tyrean interlopers to keep his title; he has been unmanned by his tribal wife and is afraid to fight. Some of these may be true, or all of them.
Or maybe Aaric Barca has at least one more trick up his sleeve.
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The Present
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"If we want things to stay as they are, things will have to change."
--Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa, 'The Leopard'
...and did, apparently. Because January 7, 513 saw the end of the Tyrean Occupation amidst rumors of civil war in the neighboring state. The Duke of Guardian was appointed with unanimous consent of the Imperial Council to a six month term as leader of an Empire in a state of emergency.
In actuality he served four brief but eventful months as head of state, first successfully coordinating the defense of Gateway against a Tyrean attack force and then leading the Empire to war alongside King Andrew Llafarge against the renegade Admiral Anwer Covington. Several weeks after a triumphant return he held true to his public pledge to relinquish power if Gateway achieved liberty before his term expired -- surely a surprise to those who murmured and fretted about a Guardian takeover months before. He left disposition of the Empire in the hands of the Imperial Regents deposed in the Tyrean coup, who promptly dismissed the council he had headed as an illegitimate relic of the Occupation. They established a new governing council with Aaric's unlikely deputy, protégé and partner in crime Tiege Soranus as de facto ruler of the Empire until Jordan Caprios came of age.
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Notes
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"Excellence at chess is one mark of a scheming mind."
--Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
- In fact, he enjoys games of all kinds, and is famously eager to take a bet on the most trifling of matters.
- He can read and write in Baecish, and could quote you line and verse from the poets and philosophers of the old empire... were he ever to actually speak it.
- He is a voracious reader in general, and it's said that his collection of texts in Caerdach would put almost any self-respecting Draughtian to shame.
- Though he was never the most athletic of his brood, he established a grueling training regimen under the supervision of his former guard captain that continues to this day. It might be a mistake to underestimate him.
- His time in the legion beyond basic training was served with the Quartermaster. He knows his logistics.
- He wore mostly sweaters in his younger years. He doesn't anymore, and would prefer if you didn't bring it up.
- He apparently needs very, very little sleep. Among a hard-working staff he is first up and last to bed.
- Rarely he will smoke a pipe or cigar.
- He drinks more often these days, and does not time it.
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Logs
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505-11-04 Ducal Gathering Regarding Guardian: Philip meets with the ducal houses to make his case for a coup.
505-11-24 A Skirmish on Guardian: An episode of violence flares up during the fortnight's truce between the Barcas and Conways.
506-09-30 A Caerdach Wedding: Aaric officiates the wedding of his sister Linette to Leon Maritus of Gwencalon.
506-11-17 The Whole World Blind: The execution of Arcadius Athelstan goes awry as only a Guardian execution can. The duke shares a final moment with Mildryth Lachlan, Lady Rayder Pass.
507-06-08 Business as Usual: Emperor Rourke Caprios suggests a change in longstanding military policy at a gathering of the Imperial Council.
507-09-08 Court: Aaric announces the birth of his son, Marcus, and outlines some important reforms for Guardian. Prince Valin Caprios prophecies the downfall of an island.
507-12-15 Ancestor's Day: When Aaric's sister and brother-in-law host this Guardian holiday on Gateway, the duke gives an unexpected tribute to the fallen.
508-01-14 Winter Festival Ball: Aaric and Shayne attend a ball hosted by Princess Eleanor Caprios and Kali Helkaer. They dance with nearly everyone except each other.
508-09-13 Hail the Conquering Hero: An ovation is held in Gwencalon for the triumphant return of Wilhelmina Conway after her victory against the Nitesci of Dun Artan.
509-02-02 A Certain Slant Of Light: The tense beginnings of Aaric's singular relationship with the Lady Heir Thundering Falls.
509-05-03 Court of the Living Dead: Just returned to Gateway after seeing to his wife's affairs, a newly widowed and literally bruised Aaric faces two challenges: the mercantile ambitions of Baron Locke -- and the return of his brother-in-law from the grave.
509-05-11 A Reply from the Duke of Guardian: Aaric publishes a response to an anonymous tract widely circulated through Gateway.
509-510 Correspondence between Aaric Barca and Gruoch of House Artos: Letters between the 'Black Duke' and the Lady Heir Thundering Falls during her mandatory six month service in the legions.
510-09-19 You Don't Mess With The Conway Woman: Aaric intervenes in a courtyard brawl between Baroness Trebachas and a naval conscript -- but not before letting Her Excellency get her licks in.
511-07-03 Banquets, Brides, and Baronies: Amidst strange happenings at court in Gateway, Aaric marries his highlander bride two months before the date set by the Imperial Regents and settles longstanding business in Dun Artan with the appointment of a new baron.
511-08-30 The Young Emperor is Crowned: Matters on Gateway come to a head as young Jordan Caprios is crowned Emperor and two Tyreans are placed at the head of an expanded advisory council. The Duke of Guardian keeps his peace, but few could miss his displeasure.
512-07-17 Turning the Other Cheek: Aaric is asked to pass sentence on a young woman of Guardian for slapping an officer in the Tyrean navy. He sentences her to nine hours in the stocks, but not without delivering a backhanded rebuke of his own to those who charged her and taking the highland girl into his household.
512-12-24 We are One! We are Gateway!: Aaric hosts a celebration of Ancestors Night on Gateway that quickly becomes a public display of unity and resistance against the Tyrean Empire.
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Gallery
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Bear Cavalry
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Aaric has repeatedly denied Gruoch a bear cavalry, but it's only a matter of time until he caves to the enormous pressure. In the spirit of that inevitability, Gruoch has taken advantage of the following statement to add this section to his wiki:
(Aaric'sIMName: Thanks!
I give you free rein!
Muck with the wiki as you will.)
Gruoch would be AWESOME with an ARMY BEAR.'
Exhibit A:
Right? Right?? And if that doesn't convince you, how about THIS? KUNG FU BEAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU
Addendum from P.A.B.
Also, this.
Copper Run's Secret Weapon: Lolcat Cavalry!
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